Put a percent in my ask box.

m4sonj4r:

0% Walking to my toilet, brb.

15% Uh.

30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.

45% Awh.

50% Small crush, nbd.

65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.

80% I really want to talk to you…

95% Me, you, bed.

100% Will you be mine?

DO IT.

(Source: carsonmitchell, via ratedmirr)

tsunamiwavesurfing:

hope y’all talkin care of yourselves out there

this a skressful world we live in, make sure you make time for coolin

coolin is very important, find some recreational activities to engage in

image

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rhymez:

ie2:

wabisabiandiki:

ghdos:

dndeuce:

dapierco:

ayitian-sensation:

ebenezersceaux:

tankmoneygainee:

dayumshecangetit:

frrlronnie187:

phattygirls:

THIS IS SO REAL!

please watch 👌😂😂

Lmao, son this has to be accurate because bitches be doing this to me

Facts tho 💯

This video so real my nigga

Real shit

but why!!!???? why do some women do this!?

This is why we broke up.

BRUH. This is my motherfucking life in a 3-minute cartoon.


LMAOOOOO

yooooo

So truuuu

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(via mochaa-a)

beautyfromthorns:

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

Had nobody pointed out the shrunken heads he is wearing.

(Source: laharl-sama, via danger-mouz)

Timestamp: 1397947758

beautyfromthorns:

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

Had nobody pointed out the shrunken heads he is wearing.

(Source: laharl-sama, via danger-mouz)

(Source: sotolongtoe, via hi)

Timestamp: 1397947708

(Source: sotolongtoe, via hi)

e-wifey:

theartisticthot:

svckmyblog:

validx2:

killuminxti:

This could be us, but you playing 😑

me and my wife

best wedding photo

like yeah

goals

(via ratedmirr)

Timestamp: 1397947613

e-wifey:

theartisticthot:

svckmyblog:

validx2:

killuminxti:

This could be us, but you playing 😑

me and my wife

best wedding photo

like yeah

goals

(via ratedmirr)

aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

(Source: armisael, via ratedmirr)